"This fog is thick as peanut butter."

"You mean pea soup."

"You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like!"

- Yukon Cornelius and Hermey the Elf

Monday, March 05, 2007

More Ramblings

As heard from Jon Stewart on the Daily Show:

"For those of you who live in Washington, you may have noticed a subtle difference this week in D.C. The air - a little crisper; food - a little more tasty; homeless people - weren't being discovered drained of blood. It can only mean one thing! Vice President Dick Cheney was out of town."

HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!

And here's another article to add to the two from yesterday.

No big surprises there - of course it's not just Walter Reed. And as much as I'd like to blame it all on the bush, it's not just one guy being a jackass. It's a direct result of, shall we say, "corporate culture." Ever since Vietnam, our beloved Federal Government has failed horribly at giving our troops the support they deserve.

Ok, enough depressingness! I have only this left to say:

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby? BEST MOVIE EVER!!!! Move over Little Miss Sunshine, it's shake and bake time! (I'm a very fickle movie watcher.)


At 12:58 PM, Anonymous kathyjh said...

wait! wait! before you go! what about the puppy?? what about the poor forlorn mutt who appears to have just staggered in the door from yukon territory? what's his story??

but about more weighty matters. i skimmed the previous communique's article about the V.A. i may have missed it but saw no mention of the fact that right around the time the president took us into war with iraq he cut the V.A.'s already barebones budget for the following fiscal year. i guess he thought my retiring would make up the difference.

At 4:18 PM, Anonymous anteve said...

I second the motion about the incredibly cute, snow covered and forlorn puppy...did perhaps Mr. Cheney move into his town? Is that why hims is all sad? Or perhaps because according to my weather information it was NEGATIVE 12 DEGREES there this morning?? That would make me sad! Good grief... does the sun come out in that weather?

And... I can't wait to tell your cousin that you agree that "The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" is just the most wonderful movie of all time... then let him tell you about the time Ricky Bobby's Dad... in his car right from the movie.. cig hanging from his mouth...nearly ran us over on the way into, dare I say it... KFC...then gave us the big thumbs up as your cousin swerved out of the way of his big block ... Yeah... great movie...

At 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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