Warblerneck

"This fog is thick as peanut butter."

"You mean pea soup."

"You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like!"

- Yukon Cornelius and Hermey the Elf

Thursday, September 14, 2006

CRIKEY!

(this post is best read with an exuberant Australian accent)

Here we are in the wilds of a New York State homeowner's living room! And we've just captured a very dangerous creature!

Look at this little milk snake, eh? HE'S A BEAUTY!! But don't let those cute little beady eyes fool ya - he's got a monstrous powerful bite....if you're a cricket, that is.

He was on his way across the living room floor, when I spotted him with my keen eyesight. I used my LIGHTENING quick reflexes to capture him and I've stuck him in this here casserole dish, so you can get a better look at him. Boy is he ANGRY!

Now I've attached some video footage of the little blighter attacking my finger. But beware, this is VERY graphic footage. Not for the faint at heart.





Now that we've got him good and angry, I'd better release him back into the wild. I found a nice little hosta plant outside my back door that should suit him nicely. Take care little fella!

**This post is dedicated in loving memory of Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin. RIP, dude.

1 Comments:

At 9:53 PM, Blogger Lula's Mom said...

BLIMEY! Look at 'im! 'es full of piss n' vinegar that little guy. Better watch him. The little bugger could take the tip of your finger off with one calculated bite and slap it on the barbie with some nice grilled veggies before you can say "Billabong". Never underestimate the power of a 4 inch long, nonvenemous snake. It could pull your eyeball right out of it's socket and play cricket with it using the invisible "rattle" on the end of 'is tail, mate.

You will be missed, Steve Irwin.

Hugs,
Lula's Mom

 

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