*&(^#%#*

Remember a while back when I said sometimes the "f" word wasn't strong enough and I needed a more shocking word? Today is one of those days. Tonight, I was supposed to go to my knitting group, where I would hang out with fun knitters and crocheters, and we would share fabulous new knitting techniques, and three of them were going to offer me fantastic, high paying jobs and there was going to be a 30 something, single, non-psychotic man there who would find my sock-knitting prowess absolutely irresistible.....

But that isn't going to happen. You know why? I have an EEFFFFFING #^#(%^(&@*^ migraine.

And this white blogger background is too bright and it's making me want to puke. I'm going to bed.