It Appears I'm Worth More Dead Than Alive
You know you've been on the internet too much when you're caught calculating the worth of your own dead body. C'mon - it's kind of cool though. Click the button to calculate yours!
$3640.00
My corpse ain't for sale though. I want to go to the Body Farm once I've shuffled off this mortal coil. I hope they do something cool with me, like leave me in the trunk of an old Trans Am or shove me down a well...
What, too morbid? I'm going for an R-rating, baby!
Now where's that zombie calculator? Oh, here it is!
62%
I love zombies!
Seriously guys, do you have a Zombie Plan??
I've been watching old horror movies on AMC and TCM this weekend, can you tell?
(I'm actually serious about the Body Farm though. I can't think of a more useful way to dispose of something I'm not using anymore. But, of course, I hope I don't get to donate for at least another 50 or 70 years or more. I wonder what the cost of refrigerated shipping to Tennessee will be by then?)
posted by Wendy Merganser @ 9:40 PM
5 Comments:
Well, my dear, I'm sure we could get more for you than that.. Just for the fact that your odds are pretty good a surviving a Zombie attack. Actually, I'd pay more than that for you to help me survive a Z attack... as my chances are at only 42%. Guess I better practice hacking up my zombie turned loved ones.. without the mooney eyed hesitation?? OK... what zombie movies should I rent to improve my odds???
I had to send those links to my kids. My son actually has a zombie attack survival guide. I didn't do so well on my zombie survival quiz, though. Guess I have to go read his book.
zombie attack? zombie survival odds?? zombie survival guide???
i think this is one war i'm going to pass on.
I have an 82% chance of just kicking their asses!!! BUHWAAHAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!
If I could run faster they would make me their god!!!
Mmmmmmmm...brains.......
hehehehehehe.
Darth Uncle
And who can't love a niece that references a Halo video....VERY cool.
D.U.
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